How are you doing?

Twitter is such a useless new "trendy app". It claims you can keep up with your friend and family in "real-time" to know every benign minutia that is happening in their lives. "I missed the bus", or "I'm making cookies", simple answers to a simple question. "What are you doing?" What if you dont FEEL like answering what you are doing every boring second of your life? Why cant you use instant messenger like the past 15 years. Knowing what your freinds and family are doing on a small measurment of time basis, would mean that they would all have to use the twitter service. Im pretty sure I could care less if my freind Tom is eating a sandwich at 3pm. I have other things to concern my life with. Twitter is a newer useless application that only trendy starbuck drinking Mac users use to feel better about being a part of their web 2.0 experience, when phones, email, and instant messenger all work fine. i dont need to creatively tell my mom that im jacking off to beastiality.

• Eating soup? Research shows that moms want to know.
• Running late to a meeting? Your co–workers might find that useful.
• Partying? Your friends may want to join you.

Man invented phones because nobody want to be close to each other, but no one wants to be alone.