Thursday, August 28, 2008

Americas not valiant

"Americas Got Talent" is bullshit. You have David Hasslehoff, Sharon Osborne and some douche English guy who are the judges. Dont forget about Jerry, "im old as fuck" Springer. These people decide what is entertaining for America, and what talent is. David Hasslehoff is a has been B TV actor who wore speedos, and drove a car that talked, Sharon Osborne is the house wife of an idiot singer who used shock value on impressionable teens in the 80s, who unfortunately never outgrew. and this English guy, I don’t even know what the fuck he did. These are the last people that I would take an opinion serious from. Also, it’s the “millions” of voters who are just lazy gross couch potatoes that justify their successful lives by being able to sit and watch this while eating their preservatives and frozen meat in a microwavable package on their laps while their children are struggling in math, but the parents are too intrigued to care. As long as their kid won last nights flag football game, or their daughter is voted prom queen. With their Tazmanian devil sweatpants they outgrew, and mustard stains on their hand me down over washed pocket tee with an oil stain from fixing their baby blue 89 Horizon to drive to their metal stamping plant. Just to eat a breakfast burrito from the cafeteria van in the parking lot. I don’t think real successful people have the time, nor care about some show displaying ”talent” that are just a bunch of clowns in their Nowhere Ville towns that tell them they have a chance to make it in show business. Everyone in Ohio are so familiar with Hollywood. Last time I checked I don’t remember Stephen Hawking, raving about sitting at home in his wheelchair texting a vote for John Smith because he plays the tuba and dances to some disco tune. It’s the majority of America that just stares at blinking lights and flashes, and do what the TV tells them, it’s the people with no real education, and limited vocabularies, to do anything worth while. Have no talents themselves, and have to live their pathetic existence through everybody else. The majority of America just rots and lets everybody else make decisions for them. It’s the people that don’t question authority, and who think America is a great place and is tidy, and everything is running smooth, and that their Mayor actually cares about them. These people decide what I should be watching on television in my spare time. Whenever that is. This world is riddled with mundanity, and it is exalted, because that’s the lifestyle of “America”. Go choke on a Whopper and beat your kid.

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